Text 30 Nov 12-21-12 Musing

Its funny to think that if the world ended #122112 like the Mayan calendar, some day alien archaeologists might find millions of skeletons clutching their beloved #iphone and would have to wonder what the religious significance of the object must have been. I’d bet money more people carry their smart phone than any culmination of religious texts, garb or emblems. Maybe we’ve unwittingly all joined a world-wide super-religion? :P

Video 8 Nov 1,367 notes

missvoluptuis:

The girl who gets the most reblogs WINS =D Help a chick out? And reblog if ya love me….and my assets ;D 

xoxoxo

Love this perfect bod ;)

Photo 24 Oct
Photo 23 Oct
Photo 23 Oct My favorites from a photoshoot with my favorite tree today. Is it weird to have a favorite tree? I don’t care :P

My favorites from a photoshoot with my favorite tree today. Is it weird to have a favorite tree? I don’t care :P

Photo 24 Sep I want a whole book of nursery rhymes in this fashion lol. I love this :P

I want a whole book of nursery rhymes in this fashion lol. I love this :P

Photo 24 Sep Genius!

Genius!

Photo 22 Sep 43 notes missvoluptuis:

I’ll say this again….. 
ANNNND goodnight. xoxo

Exactly how I feel every Friday at the end of my shift heheh. Also fairly similar to how I leave from time to time :P I work with a fun crew, we flip each other a LOT of shit lol

missvoluptuis:

I’ll say this again….. 

ANNNND goodnight. xoxo

Exactly how I feel every Friday at the end of my shift heheh. Also fairly similar to how I leave from time to time :P I work with a fun crew, we flip each other a LOT of shit lol

Text 20 Sep Is the end nigh?

Theres a lot of ash in the air around here due to forrest fires, and it has some people talking about the end of the world. Particularly the way it’s portrayed in the bible and stuff because the sky is kind of dim. It’s one of my favorite things to study really. The end of days; such a haunting prophecy heheh. I wish I could get to write scriptures.

Yea, and the arch-angel Honeybadger shall descend in his chariot of thunder. And he shall fuck all your shit up. For lo, Honeybadger don’t give a fuck. And there shall be much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth. And the people will proclaim “This is bullshit!” And I, the Lord God, shall say “Ohhh QQ moar plox. Thank you. I got bored with this planet the second you killed off all my awesome dragons and unicorns.”

Video 20 Sep 57,525 notes

buzzfeed:

This chameleon knows the importance of good hygiene!

Hahaha :) I love it. Chameleons are win.

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